Super-mad Super-man
Sad but true….Last night around 4am on top of a Metropolis skyscraper; an enraged Superman went berserk and killed Supergirl in a jealous fit of rage by shoving a Kryptonite suppository up her super-sweet ass…
It turns out that he got back from an outer-space mission only to return and discover that his trusted cousin Supergirl had been taking advantage of his absence to turn his wife, Lois Lane into Lesbian Lane.